THE IRONY'S BUILT IN.
Due to the high winds in Seattle yesterday, a lot of the city lost power. Even the place they print the newspapers.
So today - the Seattle Times sent me an email stating that there would be no "newspaper" today, and that I could read today's edition online.
Insert your own joke about getting online without having power in your household here.
Then insert another joke about the irony of my newspaper telling me to go online.
Then laugh, laugh, laugh yourself silly.
As for me, if you need me...I'm having another glass of wine - safe in my own home. Goodnight everybody. Drive safely. Try the lobster. Tip your waiters.