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SO LANCE BASS IS GAY.

I know this is raging all over the blogosphere today - and I've been walking around South Beach - but I didn't want to left out.

Since I'm so late, I asked myself, "what could I possibly do that would provide a new take?" And I decided my new take would be this....what follows is the reactions I can imagine of some of my friends when they heard the news. Many of them read this blog, many of you will know who they are...

REACTIONS TO THE NEWS LANCE BASS IS GAY.

Kara: I knew US magazine was onto something.

Britt: I've been quiet about this for months - I have a friend in NYC who knows him quite well.

Cathy: Who?

Tor: Uh...yeah, I know...I can't tell you how I know. Let's just say I do, and leave it at that.

Don: Is that the Marky Mark guy?

Tyler: Shit...where did I leave my passport?

Jennifer: I suspected this since his breakout film of 2001, Zoolander.

Ash: Dude - no kidding - that broke 22 hours ago.

Bonnie: The Tour De France guy? Or: I knew this when he asked to be "added" to my friends.

Rich: Two more drinks down here, PapaSan!

Rob: Well, that makes me more knowledgable than Thomas Edison on a Sudoku binge.

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