I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I MISSED THIS.
But thanks to deadspin. com for helping me find it.
From the LA Times:
The Lake Elsinore Storm has planned a salute to Tom Cruise tonight during its California League baseball game.
Besides giving away a Cruise bobblehead — make that a "bobble-couch," depicting the star in full Oprah couch-jumping mode — the San Diego Padres' Class-A affiliate will celebrate the "silent birth" of Tom and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri, with a "silent inning," during which no batters will be announced and no music played. "Silent birth," a Church of Scientology teaching, specifies no music and no talking during the birth.