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September 30, 2009
September 24, 2009
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN A MARKET RESEARCH SETTING...
"People cope with their own questionable actions in a number of ways, from forgoing certain experiences to rationalizing, justifying, and forgetting—a remarkable range of strategies allowing them to maintain a clear conscience even under dubious circumstances."
MAYBE THE BEST MCSWEENEY'S LIST EVER.
OH MCSWEENEY'S. YOU ALWAYS MAKE MY DAYS BRIGHTER.
Failed One-Liners from My Audition for Host of Australia's Funniest Home Videos.
"Didgeridoo? More like didgeriDON'T, am I right?"
September 23, 2009
THIS IS A GREAT IDEA. EATING BEEF JERKY ALWAYS TIRES ME OUT - AND THE ENERGY BOOST WOULD BE JUST WHAT MY EXHAUSTED MUSCLES WOULD NEED.
By the way, that tagline, "Getting a kick out of meat," would be one HELL of a good bandname.
"Perky Jerky is the world's first all-natural performance enhancing meat snack. Put simply, we've combined the most tender and flavorful beef jerky, with an extra dose of energy (caffeine, from the Guarana we add) to provide a jerky experience you won't find anywhere else."
Perky Jerky invigorating caffeinated beef jerky with a jolt from perkyjerky.com {Grab a Jerk and Go}
September 22, 2009
CHECK OUT JOB TITLES OVER TIME - FOLKS, I CAN'T REALLY EXPLAIN THIS - JUST CLICK AND ENJOY. MAKE SURE TO SEARCH FOR YOUR OWN JOB.
LAST WORDS BEFORE EXECUTIONS.
MY FAVORITE ONE? WITHOUT A DOUBT, "Kick the tires and light the fire. I am going home. "
Op-Ed Contributor - Last Words - NYTimes.com
I HAVEN'T SAID THIS SINCE 'GROWING PAINS' WAS ON THE AIR...BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT? EFF KIRK CAMERON.
September 20, 2009
AUTO NERD-TUNE. SHOUT OUT TO NATE FOR THE FIND.
THANKS FOR STANDING BY.
Ok folks -it's been a hell of a ride lately.
This blog will be returning shortly, as soon as its author gets a few things done. See you in October.
