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"An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents'... mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out."
"So much natural gas is leaking into a Fort Lupton, Colorado couple's water well that they can light it on fire as it flows from their bathroom sink."
"LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget. Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.
The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries. Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said."
Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter - News- msnbc.com
"Stinnett leads Creighton comeback over Bowling Green."
Bowling Green vs. Creighton - Recap - March 18, 2009 - ESPN
"Last year, minor league baseball team the Calgary Vipers traded pitcher John C. Odom to the Laredo Broncos in exchange for 10 maple baseball bats worth $665. At first, Odom took the odd trade in stride, even joking about his new, embarrassing nickname of Batman. Three weeks after the trade though, he quit. And six months after that, Odom was dead of an accidental overdose of heroin, methamphetamine, the stimulant benzylpiperazine and alcohol."
Pro baseball player traded for bats, dead from overdose - Boing Boing
"Creighton might have squandered six weeks of work to put itself in position to get into the NCAA tournament in 45 minutes at the Missouri Valley Conference tournament."
Omaha.com The Jay Page Section
"Woodfox sealed Creighton's first Missouri Valley title since 2002 with four free throws in the final 18 seconds to help the Bluejays hold off Illinois State 74-70."
Omaha.com The Jay Page Section