AH - THE ORGANIC SIMPLICITY OF FRITOS.
"Fritos still only equals three ingredients: whole corn, corn oil, and salt. And if I had my say, it's really only two, because whole corn and corn oil is pretty much the same thing. Fritos doesn't screw around; Fritos don't try to hide behind clever scientific words like "partial hydrogenated". My conclusion, if you want to go organic, eat Fritos. If you want to start preserving your body like the Egyptians did for mummification, Doritos is the way to go."