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WITHOUT A DOUBT, THE FUNNIEST ONE-LINER YOU'RE EVER GOING TO REACH IN A COLUMN ABOUT CRIME STATISTICS.

"Police have a "person of interest" in the Harps case, but to be honest, the police sketch looked like every other 30-something white guy in Seattle: wool cap, beard, earring. I think I dated him last summer."

Local News | Feeling safe? Put it in context | Seattle Times Newspaper



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