HANDS DOWN, THE GREATEST DIALOGUE OVERHEARD AT MY XMAS WITH THE IN-LAWS.
"...and that's when it occurred to me that going to a clothing-optional hotsprings with a woman you've only seen in a full-length fur coat (then picked her up at the park and ride) was the equivalent of going on a date with someone when all you have to go by is a Facebook headshot."
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