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July 31, 2007
I COULD WRITE THIS BLOG FOR TEN MORE YEARS -- BUT THIS WILL BE THE BEST LINK HEADLINE EVER.
WORST. OLYMPIC. SPORT. EVER.
UHHH....
"If you are like millions of women (or men I guess) who are self conscious about your smile, now you can have a perfect smile in only minutes, with the Beauty Smile Trainer. Just place the rubber trainer in your mouth for an instant forced smile."
Neatorama - Get a Perfect Smile in Minutes!
I'M NOT SURE WHY I FIND THIS IDEA AS FRIGHTENING AS I DO.
"FLEXPETZ is a shared dog ownership concept that provides our members with access to a variety of FLEXPETZ dogs. All FLEXPETZ dogs complete obedience training and some FLEXPETZ dogs are also certified as therapy dogs. Through the FLEXPETZ shared dog ownership concept, members can spend from just a few hours to a number of days with each of our dogs. FLEXPETZ dogs are available in varied breed sizes to ensure compatibility with our member's individual lifestyles and unique circumstances."
FLEXPETZ - Flexible Pet Ownership
THIS YEAR'S OK GO.
MY PARENTS TAUGHT ME THAT IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL.
AS A FRIEND OF MINE SAYS, "WATCH THIS!" IS THE LAST THING YOU EVER HEAR FROM A REDNECK.
July 30, 2007
AHHHH...SPORTSMANSHIP.
July 29, 2007
THE MAN IN BLACK ON THE SPORTING EXPERIENCE.
THE MASHUPS CONTINUE.
MASH IT UP.
REZNOR + LENNON.
GETTING DOWN TO IT.
"Yes, Mississippi sucks. Merely looking at a map of the U.S. makes it hard to gauge just how crappy this state really is -- one needs to dig deeper, beyond lackluster test scores and the single largest collection of interstate potholes that would put any former Soviet backwater to shame."
Drivl.com | Mississippi: 51st in everything
YEAH - I THINK MY STOMACH'S PASSING THE VIRUS ALONG TO MY BUTT.
THIS WEEK IN THE INCREASING SELFISHNESS OF THE AMERICAN PUBLIC.
GO GOB GO.
"Josh rode a Segway from Seattle to Boston, while Hunter directed this soul-searching documentary."
July 28, 2007
SEEMS LIKE A REALLY GOOD IDEA. WELL, AT LEAST FOR YOUR CAPITALIST CRONIES.
JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING HOW THIS STORY TURNED OUT.
July 27, 2007
A LOT LIKE OWNING A PUG.
JUST FANTASTIC.
FOX NEWS ATTACKS THE INTERNET.
I'VE DEVELOPED QUITE A CRUSH ON HELEN THOMAS.
EVEN THE IDEA OF 'METH MOUTH' MAKES ME THROW UP IN MINE A LITTLE.
TRUST ME -- I KNOW WE WANT TO PUNISH PEOPLE AND ALL -- BUT WE REALLY DON'T WANT THEM ALL PENT UP. LET'S NOT BE RIDONKULOUS.
YEP. BACON SALT. OUR SINS AGAINST FOOD CONTINUE.
Originally found here.
July 25, 2007
KANYE W. - MEET ZACH G.
July 24, 2007
TETRIS WITH STATES.
I'M PRETTY SURE THE CLASS IS TAUGHT BY GEORGE BLUTH SR.
YEAH, NOT EXACTLY THE LINCOLN-DOUGLAS DEBATES...
Well, I mean what with the talking snowman and all.
Questions, not answers, highlight YouTube debate - CNN.com
WORST. WALMART PURCHASE STORY. EVER.
I'm warning you - click only if you haven't eaten within the last few hours. You've been warned.
Flip Flops Cause Chemical Burns
July 23, 2007
AH...JUST THE GREATEST HITS.
SO THAT'S WHERE CARLOS MENCIA GOT HIS TRAINING.
WATCH YOUR BACKS, SHOWCASE GIRLS.
COULD BE THE WORST. PORNO PLOT. EVER.
YEAH - THIS PROBABLY DOESN'T HELP THE CONTROVERSY -- NOT ONE BIT.
MICHAEL VICK MEETS CAT STEVENS.
SEEMS SIMPLE ENOUGH.
July 21, 2007
THIS IS A BIT LONG...BUT MAKE SURE TO WATCH THE PART WHERE TOM DELAY MAKES A RIDICULOUS POINT ABOUT ABORTION.
YOU REALLY HAVE TO READ THIS TO BELIEVE IT.
"jetBlue donated a few tickets to YearlyKos. Bill O’Reilly had a stroke. And now, well, so much for jetBlue."
July 20, 2007
WE ALL CELEBRATE A MOVIE PREMIERE IN OUR OWN WAY.
THERE'S "I SMOKE A LITTLE TOO MUCH" AND THEN THERE'S "I OWN A SMOKER'S BIB."
JUST A FANTASTIC IDEA FOR THE CLOSETED HARRY POTTER FAN.
"Do you love Harry Potter, but think you're too old and too awesome to be seen reading the books? We have the solution, my friend. Print these out and you can safely read your Potter in front of all those ex Navy SEALS."
July 19, 2007
AND HERE'S YOUR VIDEO REASON TO LOVE THE ONION.
SOMETIMES YOU REALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. AT ALL.
TODAY'S REASON TO LOVE THE ONION.
KIND OF A SAD ENDING.
BRING 'EM BACK HOME.
SURE GO AHEAD - CLICK IF YOU LIKE - BUT DON'T BLAME ME IF YOU CAN'T SLEEP TONIGHT.
"At first glance, it may look as if Bhagat had given birth. Actually, Mehta had removed the mutated body of Bhagat's twin brother from his stomach. Bhagat, they discovered, had one of the world's most bizarre medical conditions -- fetus in fetu. It is an extremely rare abnormality that occurs when a fetus gets trapped inside its twin."
IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR VIDEO OF A GROUP OF JERSEY-CLAD CRIMINALS DISTANCING THEMSELVES FROM DIVISION II OPPONENTS ON THE FIELD OF PLAY, WITH A SPRINKLE OF RELIGIOUS AND HOMOEROTIC OVERTONES – WELL THEN, THIS-MY FRIEND-IS THE LINK FOR YOU.
AND APPARENTLY, YOU'RE NOT ALONE IN THIS.
“I’m not going to talk about my campaign anymore,” McCain said in a sharp tone. “I’m finished with talking about it.
CNN.com - McCain snaps: ‘Finished’ discussing campaign
THERE IS SUCH A THING AS TOO GREEN.
"So, the city wants to take your food scraps, use them for themselves, and still charge you if you're doing the compost work yourself and giving them no food scraps to recycle."
Metroblogging Seattle: On food scraps recycling
CAREFUL WHEN BUYING THOSE KEYWORDS.
WE'RE MORE THAN JUST RED AND BLUE NOW.
"While it’s still far too early to make any predictions about who will win the nominations, we can gauge public interest pretty easily by looking at traffic to each candidate’s website. And with the help of some nifty mapping software that my colleague Max Freiert recently purchased, we can track those traffic patterns on a state-by-state level."
LIVING IN SURVEILLANCE CULTURE.
Guaranteed to be one of the most distubing things you're gonna see today.
THE WHITE STRIPES DO A FREE CONCERT...AND WALK THAT FINE LINE BETWEEN BEING COOL, AND JUST BEING A DICK.
THE PERILS OF TRYING TO MAKE YOUR SOCIAL MESSAGE "COOL."
By the way, this is a parody.
I repeat, this is not a real ad.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS BEING SAID HERE...
But apparently, in China, Buick's the brand for stoners.
WHERE, OH WHERE, IS THE YOUTUBE FOOTAGE OF THIS?
FACEBOOK FOR DUMMIES.
July 18, 2007
HERE WE GO AGAIN...AND AGAIN.
THE STRANGER GETS TO THE BOTTOM LINE ON CHEWIE.
"The relationship between Han Solo and Chewbecca is not as severe as the colonial one, but it’s certainly not the ideal democratic relationship. Without free speech there can be no real freedom. The one that speaks will always have power over the one that can not speak. In sum, Chewbacca is the ideal slave."
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