JOBS I'M GLAD I DON'T HAVE.
PR Director for Myspace.com.
"Myspace.com regrets that ______ was able to use our network to ________ a __________. We only provide a forum, we don't condone such behavior."
White House Press Secretary.
"The president has no regrets - including his constant mispronunciation of the words Iraq, Iran, and nuclear."
And add to the list press flak for KFC - this one's real (from today's Ad Age.)
"This is a frivolous lawsuit completely without merit, and we intend to vigorously defend our position," a KFC spokeswoman said in a statement. "All KFC products are safe to eat, and meet or exceed all government regulations, and we take health and safety issues very seriously. We provide a variety of menu choices and provide nutrition information, including trans-fat values, on our website and in our restaurants so consumers can make informed choices before they purchase our products."
Well there you have it - KFC's spin is...
"our food is safe to eat."
Bully.