HERE'S A NEW AD FROM THE AMERICAN TRUCKING ASSOCIATION RECRUITING NEW DRIVERS.
It's their attempt to cash in on the romance of driving through America behind the wheel of a big rig.
You know, my uncle was a semi driver. Here's a few pieces of that romance they leave out.
1) Urinating in a jar since your company doesn't give you enough leeway to pull over to relieve yourself.
2) Truck stops full of pickpockets and folks with STDs.
3) Sleeping with your trusty baseball bat by your side, since trucks can be an easy mark in the middle of the night.
4) Heart disease that is rampant because of the stress, poor diet, and loneliness of most truckers.