THIS MAN MAY BE POINTING UP TO THE HEAVENS, BUT THEY'RE NOT POINTING BACK.
As many of you know, I'm a big Seattle Mariners fan. I try to support them - no matter what. But this off-season, they signed Carl Everett. They're pushing it.
Why? Here are my complaints.
1) The man has denied that dinosaurs ever walked the earth. "God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus rex."
By the way, my favorite part is the "someone actually saw Adam and Eve" part.
2) Tolerance. "Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can't produce a baby, two men can't produce a baby, so it's not how it's supposed to be. … I don't believe in gay marriages. I don't believe in being gay."
3) The man once flipped off our best pitcher, Jamie Moyer. In 2000. Now, how do you then put these two guys in the same dugout?
4) The man's a Designated Hitter, and he's hitting just over .200. That's it. That's the last straw. I want Carl Everett out of Seattle. A man can only put up with so much.